Lady Penelope’s Sonnets of Suburbia

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“Lady Penelope is Pissed!” is putting it mildly as she makes her chagrin at a Tweet crystal clear with her trademark wit and humor, Tomatoes.



Why dost thou Tweet when surely thou couldst call,

to tell me I reside now in thy past?

Thou bastard, too, hath posted on my wall!

Mine enemies click “Like” while I’m aghast!

My private parts you’ve publicly displayed;

Imagine my chagrin to see my boob,

a withered mountain paused to be replayed,

available for viewing on YouTube.

For indiscretions thou alone hast done,

be certain God’s alive and Karma will

repay ye double!  And won’t it be fun,

to see ye choke on payback’s bitter pill?

You’re further proof my choice in men’s been spotty.

To think I once considered you a hottie!

All of Penny’s links!



  • Lady Penelope

    Penny Peyser, aka “Lady Penelope” is an actress / writer / documentary filmmaker living in Los Angeles. Her sonnets have been published in Defenestration , Blood & Bourbon, Page & Spine and Chantwood Magazine among others. Highlights from her acting career include The Hot l Baltimore original production at Circle in the Square, the films All the President’s Men, The InLaws, The Frisco Kid and TV series Rich Man, Poor Man II, The Tony Randall Show, Crazy Like a Fox and Knots Landing. Please visit for all links and to learn about her documentaries Trying to Get Good and Stillpoint. And now Penny Peyser has gathered all of her sonnets into a new book, “Sonnets from Suburbia: More Candles Than Cake”. It is a work of pure genius!

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