Lady Penelope’s Sonnets of Suburbia
“Lady Penelope is Pissed!” is putting it mildly as she makes her chagrin at a Tweet crystal clear with her trademark wit and humor, Tomatoes.
Why dost thou Tweet when surely thou couldst call,
to tell me I reside now in thy past?
Thou bastard, too, hath posted on my wall!
Mine enemies click “Like” while I’m aghast!
My private parts you’ve publicly displayed;
Imagine my chagrin to see my boob,
a withered mountain paused to be replayed,
available for viewing on YouTube.
For indiscretions thou alone hast done,
be certain God’s alive and Karma will
repay ye double! And won’t it be fun,
to see ye choke on payback’s bitter pill?
You’re further proof my choice in men’s been spotty.
To think I once considered you a hottie!
