Lady Penelope: Talking to Myself
Talking to Myself
Talking to myself is just the best!
I never interrupt before I’m through.
Opinions and facts I don’t contest.
Why would I? All the things I say are true!
The sound of my own voice is so darn pleasing.
I always take my fabulous advice.
Offenses? There’s no need to be appeasing.
I shan’t offend myself – to me, I’m nice.
Once in awhile I do notice an echo
That makes me realize what I just said.
An awful gaff or brash bravissimo
Will make me doubt the voices in my head.
There is no chance I will be contradicted,
Unless with pain you’d like to be inflicted..
