Diet Nazis
Yes, indeed, I’m always riddled with guilt after I’ve gorged myself on a slice of double chocolate cake or imbibed a salty Margarita. Lady Penelope bemoans the ever-changing rules of diet and nutrition and calls those who insist on their programs “Diet Nazis”.
Diet Nazis
The things that I adore are bad for me
or so I’m told by ev’ry thing I’ve read.
My Diet Coke? Go fig! How could that be?
French fries and hamburgers might leave me dead.
Beloved spices give us acid reflux.
Your favorite bread is banished for its gluten.
We’re in the cross hairs like some sitting ducks.
It’s safer eating lunch with Vladmir Putin!
I wear my seatbelt, I do have some sense,
and touch my toes occasionally, I swear.
But no one’s interested in my two cents.
To throw away their kale they wouldn’t dare.
These diet Nazis really have some gaul.
They want to confiscate my alcohol.
The tomato behind The Three Tomatoes.
Cheryl Benton, aka the “head tomato” is founder and publisher of The Three Tomatoes, a digital lifestyle magazine for “women who aren’t kids”. Having lived and worked for many years in New York City, the land of size zero twenty-somethings, she was truly starting to feel like an invisible woman. She created The Three Tomatoes just for the fun of it as the antidote for invisibility and sent it to 60 friends. Today she has thousands of friends and is chief cheerleader for smart, savvy women who want to live their lives fully at every age and every stage. She is the author of the novel, "Can You See Us Now?" and co-author of a humorous books of quips, "Martini Wisdom." Because she's lived a long time, her full bio won't fit here. If you want the "blah, blah, blah", read more. www.thethreetomatoes.com/about-the-head-tomato
