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December 31, 2009
 
father timeDear Father Time, could you please slow it down a little?
 
Wow - 2010.  Weren't we just celebrating the start of the millennium?  On one hand it seems like it was yesterday.  And on the other, it seems like eons ago that our biggest concerns were Y2K and the dot.com bubble burst.  Then came 9/11, the financial boom, the bust, and a bunch of other life altering milestones along the way.  Here's a little look at then and now.
 
The Forever Changed Skyline
world trade centerWhen we entered the millennium, terrorism was something that happened elsewhere. The "War on Terror" had not been declared, and the New York City skyline looked considerably different. 
 
Airline travel, while never fun, became a nightmare of long security lines, stripping off half your clothes, and restrictions we would have thought improbable a decade ago. What do you mean you can't bring a bottle of water through security? What do you mean you can't get out of your seat during the last hour of a flight?  Busses and trains are sounding delightful these days.
 
What Portfolios? 
Most of us started off the decade with considerably more in paper assets then we're ending it with.  And we have a new set of financial terms in our lexicon -  like government bailouts, toxic loans, TARP and being "Madoff'd".  And we said bye bye to the era of conspicuous consumption.
 
New Verbs, ousted Planets
 
andreaIn the past decade the former nouns, "text" and "friend" became verbs, as in texting, friending, and unfriending. 
  
And poor little Pluto was ousted as a planet.
 
clintonBad Boys
Back in 2000, the poster boy for cheating husbands was Bill Clinton.  He's since been joined by John Edwards, Elliott Spitzer, Mark Sanders, and the king of cheaters, Tiger Woods who apparently scored more "holes in one" than any golfer in history.
 
New Year's Eve 
dick clarkWe welcomed in the millennium with Dick Clark.  And darn if he's not still helping us welcome in 2010. But honestly, we'd prefer to remember the Dick of Christmas past. 
  
 
 
Martha in Stripes and Hello Target and Wal-mart
The feds prosecuted that big time "criminal" Martha Stewart for lying about a petty stock deal. Too bad they weren't paying attention to the real criminals on Wall Street.  
 
targetDebit cards replaced credit cards.  Saying "I bought this at Target or Wal-Mart" became cooler than saying "I bought this at Saks or Bergdorf's."
 
Hurricane Katrina became the largest natural catastrophe to hit our nation and one of our biggest shames. Four and half years latter, nearly 6500 people (many of them elderly) live in abandoned buildings in the Greater New Orleans area. 
 
Iinaugurationn an historic election, we the people elected an African-American President and we had a Vice-Presidential candidate who looked great in short skirts and three inch heels and didn't have to wear them in a closet.
 
CDs went the way of 45 RPMs and cassettes. We also have a lot fewer newspapers and magazines than when  the decade started.  And who would have guessed Survivor would still be around and spawning off all matter of reality TV?  Just when we think it can't get worse, along comes Jersey Shore.  
 
wi fiWe've learned to TiVO and DVR (just in case we miss a reality show episode) which thank goodness is lots easier than our old VCRs ever were.  And how did we ever live without WiFi? Makes you wonder where technology will take us in the next 10 years.  But one thing's for sure; like time, it's not standing still.
 
So Father Time, we're definitely a lot less innocent, though not necessarily wiser, than when we started off this decade.  But maybe, just maybe, if we take a deep breath, slow down, and think about the things that are really important in life, and spend more of our precious time on those things, then maybe, just maybe, time will slow down just a tad and we'll all be a little better for it.
 
Here's wishing all you tomatoes a 2010 that brings joy to your heart and maybe a little money back into your pocketbooks too.  And don't blink.  It will be 2020.
 
The Three Tomatoes
 
 
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 toast
you have one or two superstitions about celebrating the New Year. Our Mamas use to say you'll have good luck for the year if the first person who enters your house on New Year's Day is a good looking dark haired man. Now wouldn't that bring good luck just about any day?  Here are few others.
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A few New Year's Superstitions
Follow these and good luck will come your way. (Hey, you never know.) 
- -Eat black-eyed peas and 12 grapes (one for each month.)
--Wear red underwear on New Year's Eve.
- -Kiss your spouse or significant other at midnight to ensure that you will remain intimate.
- -Don't speak until a man says "Happy New Year."
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Recent Polls
48% of tomatoes still mail holiday cards, although most of us are receiving fewer cards.
Just in Case
andrea
How to Avoid a Hangover
Eat asparagus. Drink lots of water. Take an alka seltzer before bed.  Don't drink.
How to Cure a Hangover
Drink fruit juice. Eat an egg sandwich.  Eat crackers with honey.
Note:  In Ireland they bury you up to the neck in moist river sand. 
 
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