The Greening of Locanda Verde

















Lamb meatball sliders and the lush whipped ricotta are great starters.
Photo: Steven Richter

       I was cranky at first.  It was warm outside and growing more humid. I wanted air conditioning.  I wanted a quieter table. I didn’t want that table with the doors thrown open to the sidewalk as vibrant and inviting as it made Locanda Verde seem.  I wanted something deep inside in frosted air.  The smiling hostess suddenly donned a bad news face. “We aren’t using the air conditioning tonight,” she said.

       Are you Barbarians? I thought. And then maybe, I thought, if I sit down and stop being obnoxious and annoyed, I’ll cool down. But first I had to wash subway germs from my hands. A server pointed down the stairs.

       “You must have an elevator,” I said in that voice, ready to call a district attorney if she said no. 

       Through the lobby, she directed. I descended to the spa. On one door was a disc with a hole in the middle.  On another, a disc with a 2-inch protuberance. Maybe I blinked but then I got it and decided to be offended as soon as I got my hand-washing dispensed with.  The ladies’ room was dark and I could not read the labels, but I could see the lotion on my right was hand cream.  I pump the bottle on my left and wash my hands with mouth wash.  I try not to laugh.  I need to be really angry.  I try yet another dispenser.  Soap. At least it feels like it.
 
       I retrace my steps, glance again at the empty shabby-chic lobby, and find the restaurant door. I had tried to be anonymous, letting my friend use her pull to get a table on the second night of already buzzing Locanda Verde, but for some reason tall men are calling me by my first name. I find my seat in the evening’s growing dim, study the soaring ceiling, what I imagine to be soundproofing, cars passing in the reflection of overhead mirrors, the slightly urban rustic room, only a little bit too dark, and begin to fall in love.  Big fat triangles of foccacia soaked with thin tomato sauce and just faintly crisped on the edges add to my emotional vulnerability. 

       It’s possible that the management team here is more celebrated than tonight’s VIPs and visiting foodies. Clearly Robert DeNiro and his partners at the Greenwich Hotel mean business.  Ago’s quick wilt in this same space spurred them to up the odds. From the cast of characters alone, it’s looking like a sure thing. A Voce’s much admired Andrew Carnellini in the long open kitchen. Ken Friedman of Spotted Pig and John Dory recruiting the team and restaging the room.  Josh Picard of Lure, Mercer Bar and Chinatown Brasserie stirring the mix as a front man. DeNiro is nowhere to be seen but he’s as big a presence as Bobby Flay at the next table, Steve Hanson in a corner with Pat La Frieda’s seductive meat marketeer Mark Pastore, Josh Ozersky arriving latish, Food and Wine’s Kate Krader somewhere in the shadows and Restaurant Girl.

       I love everything I’m tasting on that first visit:  tangy whipped sheep’s milk ricotta with sea salt and herbs to spread on toasted country bread that I order for the table, Carmellini’s famous duck meatballs morphed into lamb meatball sliders with goat cheese (we split the two minis in half for four) and tender little calamari stuffed with yogurt and mint – although three puny torsos seem rather meager for $14. The Road Food Warrior is pleased with properly al dente spaghetti with lamb amatriciana – he must have amatriciana wherever we find it – and I am totally seduced by the chef’s handmade “farfalle” – pasta butterflies with clams, sweet pepper and chorizo – even though it has lost the chorizo by the time all my companions have tasted and pass it along to me.  Pastas are prudently, gently priced at $14 to $17 with entrees $19 to $26 but three modest sea scallops Pugliese with rapini and chickpeas look pretty chintzy. Rich braised beef short ribs in cacciatore sauce would be wonderful even without their charmingly rustic casserole.    

       When prize-winning pastry chef Karen DeMasco left Craft in 2008 after seven years creating desserts for Tom Collichio’s growing empire, she talked about doing a place of her own. But here she is, turning out market-inspired dolce like toasted almond semifreddo with Bing cherries and sheep’s milk ricotta panna cotta with strawberries and rhubarb. Her “dolce” plate has lush melting chocolate biscotti, sugar-dusted walnut dreams, marvelous peanut butter cookies and exotic fruit gels. As the only sweet lover at my table, I am not obliged to share and get to taste everything. 

       I didn’t see the place before Friedman was let loose but what I see now is clubby, relaxed and appealing. “It needed to be about Tribeca,” Friedman tells me, “But you couldn’t see Tribeca till I hung the mirrors high up to reflect the traffic, pulled down the curtains and opened the doors.”  Now he hopes cross ventilation will pick up ocean breezes. 

       “Hudson?” I ask.

       “Atlantic Ocean,” he says. New tables, bare, of course, new chairs, new nooks and crannies, a laidback café for locals to linger over coffee, a pastry and the newspaper. “I softened it with chotchkes,” he confides. “Added vines in tomato cans. Actually, I should bring in some more chotchkes,” he reminds himself. 

       I can’t wait to go back. I’m thinking about that food a lot. One week later, it’s raining, the jaunty fling of open doors is past.  No surprise, it’s noisier, a full house, big cheeses of the food world standing at the bar waiting for a vacancy. Chotchkes shaping up. A greeter thoughtfully shuffles us off to the lobby next door to wait in serenity.  It has a western feel, like a hotel lobby in a small Montana town. Now we are summoned.  Our party has arrived and we dive into the melee, six of us tonight, crowded around a table that doesn’t quite fit.  Our server announces that plates are meant to share.

       “How would you divide two meatball sliders for six people?” I ask.

       “You would probably get two orders,” she pops back cheerfully.

       “In other words, all dishes are not right for sharing,” I pronounce as if it’s a new Supreme Court ruling.  But the whipped ricotta to spread on toast is perfect to share, and an order and a half of two different crostini specials, each carefully divided in half by our designated carver, chases my grumps. But eggplant with mozzarella and the fava bean with scanty prosciutto are equally splendid.  

       And of course we will share pastas.  Maltagliata “badly cut” shards of noodles with pesto, the robiola-filled ravioli with spring mushrooms and vermouth and a reprise of the delicious homemade farfalle exhibit a richness Carmellini is famous for. Broccoli rabe sausage with beans, an order of porchetta and sensational garlic-roasted chicken for two turns out to be more than enough for four. Admittedly, I’m disappointed at how meager our pork dish is, how scanty the curls of crunchy skin. But then a quartet of DeMasco’s splendid desserts sent as a gift sends us off on a high.  The joint is still bubbling.  I feel like I’m leaving a great party too early.

       Locanda is scheduled to start serving breakfast and lunch June 1.

377 Greenwich Street at North Moore 212 925 3797


About Gael Greene










           Photo: Steven Richter

In her role as restaurant critic of New York Magazine (1968 to January 2002) Detroit-born Gael Greene helped change the way New Yorkers (and many Americans) think about food.

"Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Ice Cream But Were Too Fat To Ask," "The Mafia Guide to Dining Out."   and " Nobody Knows the Truffles I've Seen" were early pieces.   In more recent years her annual roundup of   New York City's dining favorites, Ask Gael, was a gourmand's collectible for many years and she continues to write a weekly Ask Gael column for NYM. Earlier she worked at the New York Post.

As co-founder with James Beard and a continuing force behind Citymeals-on-Wheels as board chair, Ms. Greene has made a significant impact on the city of New York. Citymeals, the largest public/private partnership in the country, has raised $200 million in its twenty-six-year history to help feed the city's frail elderly shut-ins.

Ms. Greene's memoir, "Insatiable, Tales from a Life of Delicious Excess" was published April, 2006. Earlier non-fiction books include "Delicious Sex, A Gourmet Guide for Women and the Men Who Want to Love Them Better" and "BITE: A New York Restaurant Strategy." Her two novels Blue skies, No Candy" and "Doctor Love" were NY Times best sellers.


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Articles used with permission of Gael Greene, Copyright 2009.  All rights reserved. Steven Richter's photographs may not be used without permission.


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